Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.

Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?

by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011

landon

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

by arabia12345 October 29, 2019

Landon Laughlin

Fucking sexy

Landon Laughlin is sexy

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019

landon wilder

landon wilder is a delicious and yummy the end

landon wilder is so hot
yes pls rail me 😩😩😩

by the way im landons wife 🤠‼️ September 9, 2020

Landoismus

The religion where you believe that Lando Norris is god.

I am a part of Landoismus

by Danny's_bxtch January 13, 2022

Hottie Landon

One FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!! Hottie Landon is friends with Joey Martini. Together, they pull every girl in sight. Add him on snap @hottie_landon06

Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! THAT MAN IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!
Person 2: He's definately Hottie Landon

by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

landon cube

landon cube is lil skies nigga for life! he has good songs like 18,19 and round n round! he is on skies’s tour currently and lots of girls love him!! including his long hair!

Girl1: have you heard nowadays by lil skies?
girl2: of course! it has landon cube in it!

by shawtyyimbhadd May 24, 2018