Lwandzi, short for Lwandzile, is a Swati name meaning, “it has grown”. Lwandzi is one cool guy–when he’s not switching up on you of course. He’s the type of guy to kick an unsuspecting girl just to get her attention, but he’ll stay up and talk to you until he falls asleep(even if he falls asleep at like 10).
Ridiculously smart and patient; he’ll let you ride your own wave of bullshit and wait for you to make sense again without pressuring you whatsoever.
He’s a smooth talker, he’ll convince you that he’s speaking nothing but facts but when you sit down and think about it, you realize how much shit he speaks.
However you’ll never really know where you stand with him until he tells you himself as his friendliness can be easily mistaken for friendship.
Never a dull moment with him– this is all over the phone, imagine in real life
Ridiculously smart and patient; he’ll let you ride your own wave of bullshit and wait for you to make sense again without pressuring you whatsoever.
He’s a smooth talker, he’ll convince you that he’s speaking nothing but facts but when you sit down and think about it, you realize how much shit he speaks.
However you’ll never really know where you stand with him until he tells you himself as his friendliness can be easily mistaken for friendship.
Never a dull moment with him– this is all over the phone, imagine in real life
by lookingsogood January 10, 2019
Get the Lwandzi mug.Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
Get the Landan mug.Lianda is a pretty Caribbean girl Who loves to care for others such as Freda. She’s so funny that she needs to slap me to get food and that really makes me smile but at the same time It makes me sad because I can’t do the same for her. I know when I get a job imma be able to pay for everything she has gotten for me. She’s my everything and my other half I’ve known her for the longest time and I pray we will still be together for the end. EH HEHHHH
MY sista lianda. How are you ?
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by Scarlet cruz July 5, 2018
Get the Luanda mug.this is a quy that any qurl would chase down and love to call him hers and he would always fiqht for his qurl rather it was between life or death ; and is very sweet yet sensitive and the hair color is usually a dark brown and he is TALL thin sexy quy .... and they are RARELY found unatractive and has very dreamy eyes ....
by T.R.J January 2, 2010
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