Chinese Lunch-Box

Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.
After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.

"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."
by A rich, rich man January 21, 2006
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Louisiana Lunch Box

This grotesque act takes place when two individuals decide to gorge themselves with insane amounts of flaming hot cajun food. When both parties first discover signs of warning, and are ready to extract all this hot garbage, they arm eachother with straws, maneuver themselves into the 69 position and proceed to insert the straws into eachothers o-ring. As they simultaneously blast out this fire of filth, the two slurp it down like one would devour a triple thick milkshake. DELICIOUS!!!!!
Jacob and his girlfriend are huge fans of fiery hot cajun shrimp gumbo, and both have an insatiable fetish for poo. As kinky as the two are, Jacob suggested they experience the best of both worlds, by performing a Louisiana Lunch Box on eachother.
by chesthairandy September 30, 2009
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The Tradesmans Lunch Box.

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.
Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches
by Slammer 6929 July 07, 2011
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wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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lunch boxes

Coined by Joe Rogan when talking about the size of a U.F.C fighters fists.
What are you gonna do when he starts droppin those lunch boxes down on your face.
by captainstooley August 08, 2009
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Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
by Larry Fromish October 19, 2015
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japanese lunch box

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.
my balls itch

must of been the japanese lunch box
by aye you bitch shuttup December 06, 2009
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