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Lumpersticker

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.
by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009
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Lumberjack Express

The LumberjackExpress is a 150 people HighSchool Marching Band in Richwood, WestVirginia. The school only has 200-300 student population. The Director Mr. Greg James who is now accomponied by Mr. Michael Fox who has taken the place of Mr. Gene Collins who left for a job recently. The Lumberjack Express dress in Bright Orange Jackets with wither White pants or Black with a OrangeandWhite Stripe down the side. TheLumberjackExpress has made special Features in DisneyLand, SixFlags, DollyWood, NiagraFalls, NewYorkCity and many other places around the UnitedStates. This is one of the biggest and loving families I've ever been apart of, even though I'm only a Freshman. The LumberjackExpress does care about you and you'll make the friends of a lifetime.
by FreshManClarinet2016 December 6, 2012
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LumberJack Syndrome

After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.
Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.
by Reverend W January 19, 2013
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Lumberlicious

A man that wears a cotton check shirt with a smouldering sexy beard that will disturb you while you make apple pies in your country cottage.
Is my body too lumberlicious for you?
by Londonspy January 26, 2016
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Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017
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frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well
I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well
by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017
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sexy lumberjack

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.
by Dani the definer November 24, 2017
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