Do you love me?

The question a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend asks you. The answer is usually no, but you say yes and go fuck someone else behind their back.

boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: yeah of course...

girlfriend:hey, my boyfriend left to buy groceries. Come here, now.
random guy(not boyfriend): I'll be right there hottie

by Mari the diva December 23, 2017

gay bitches love me

the word gay bitches love me is from a greek mytholgy. the word means sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina

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by daddy harder im strieght December 1, 2022

Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

by Numerati November 5, 2023

she say do you love me

A meme from Drake’s song “God’s Plan” where two ppl are shown fighting over love, sometimes at the end, there is earrape

*video* She say do you love me?
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y

by iLittleGamerGD May 18, 2018

keke, do you love me?

An annoying ass song written and produced by OWO himself, Drake.

-Keke, do you love me?

-Shut the fuck up Paul.

by PussiBoi17 October 3, 2018

I Love Me

I love me means to fuck yourself. This means to masturbate.

Boy- Do you masturbate?
Girl- Yes , I love me and you.
Boy- <3<3<3

by ILoveShrabona July 11, 2019

yk you love me

The most attractive thing a guy can say to you

Person one: I hate you
Guy 1: I’m sowwwwy 🥺🥺🥺 whyyyy
Person one: *leaves on opened*
Person one again: I hate you
Guy 2: yk you love me 😏
Person one: I want to have your babies

by A simp for george April 6, 2021