London surprise

The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.

Dude she loved that London surprise.

by Augy manz January 30, 2019

london

london is very pretty and smart. she is nice and sweet , never miss treat or miss love someone. she falls in love with on boy and it will always be like that. NEVER MISSES ON FUN AND LOVE.

oh my gawd i love london

london is so fun

im in love with london<3.

by i<3myslef November 21, 2021

Oli London

Oli London is an idiotic Koreaboo who is obsessed with the K-Pop idol Jimin of BTS. He is also obsessed with many other K-Pop stars, including but not limited to, Yeonjun and Taehyun of TXT, Lisa of Blackpink, Woojin, formerly of Stray Kids, Bang Chan of Stray Kids, Taeyong of NCT, and countless others that he frequently talks about on his social media. He always says that he is Jimin's husband, but also says that he is Jimin. He also had a wedding in Vegas to a life sized cardboard cut out of Jimin. He says that he is a British K-Pop idol and he makes trash music. He also says he is Korean, the king of Korea, and thinks that you can turn Korean by eating kimchi.

Hey, did you hear of Oli London? He's such a weirdo, eww!

by kamal's serendipity May 9, 2021

London privileges

A reference made to someones credentials within the London area. Can be used to force un-privileged people to perform certain actions or requests.

Ben : "Can i have some water? i got dirty dry mouth"

Josh : "naaa bruv u aint got no London privileges"

David : "Init fam, ben push me on my bike cos i cant be arsed to pedal"

Ben : "alright...."

by joshman2k10 June 6, 2010

The London Look

A term used to describe women with a gap in between their two front teeth.

Girl 1: Have you ever seen True Blood?
Girl 2: Isn't that the one with Anna Paquin? She's totally rocking the London Look.

by Plastiks February 17, 2014

south london

a place where yo would be more likely to get shanked than in prison

south London sux

by bigpedo January 13, 2020

London lay low

Long haired Faggot band who enjoys playing circle jerk. normally the loser has all the other band members drizzle there cum on his face as he says Big Green! Give me more!
basically they love any kind of dick. long short stuby chuby hairy scabby circumsized uncircumsized shaved white or black limp or hard. doesnt matter

Example

Mike roberts was defeated by his own band london lay low @ a game of circle jerk so ryan littlejohn drizzled his cum on mikes mouth an chest.

by Daytonian September 14, 2009