Looming-flume

The word "looming-flume" is pronounced loo-ming-floo-m. The "looming-flume" is when you are in a bathtub, and you suddenly have the urge to pee. It came out of nowhere. You do not want to get out of the tub, your so comfy.

E1: Hey! What did you do last night?
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!

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by hollabackgirlllll October 21, 2015

Rainbow Loom

The act of two gays doing the 69 position.

Paul: Hey bro! Want to Rainbow Loom?

John: Yeah dude. I'm in the mood for some pride!

by Jigglejiggleroc April 29, 2016

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

loom bands intit m8

an excuse for any situation

Person 1: Mate what are you doing you dick head, get a job
Person 2: Fuckin loom bands intit m8

by Karl Pilko May 3, 2016

loom nutt

someone who doesnt know what there doing and is extreamly ignorant

you dont know what your doing you loom nutt!!

by biancapalooza June 29, 2009

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019