The word "looming-flume" is pronounced loo-ming-floo-m. The "looming-flume" is when you are in a bathtub, and you suddenly have the urge to pee. It came out of nowhere. You do not want to get out of the tub, your so comfy.
E1: Hey! What did you do last night?
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!
peeing flume bathtub bare urination why water
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!
peeing flume bathtub bare urination why water
by hollabackgirlllll September 04, 2015
by Jigglejiggleroc January 18, 2016
He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!
(variation of "brown your looms")
(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
by _PoohBear January 14, 2010
by Karl Pilko January 21, 2016
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 01, 2019