jolie-laide

Beautiful-ugly. Mainly applied to descriptions of women who are not classically beautiful, but whose features have beautify in an unconventional way. A classic reference would be Bette Davis; Charlotte Gainsbourg is a modern example.

The refined man scanned the women at the reception passing over the typical blond hair blue eyed pretty girls and affixed on the jolie-laide girl in the corner; her slightly too-large nose, diastema, and awkward gaze lent their own kind of subtle unique beauty.

by metro_mlv November 16, 2010

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

loaded question

A loaded question is a question with a false or questionable presupposition, and it is "loaded" with that presumption.

The question "Have you stopped beating your wife?" is a loaded question that presupposes that you have beaten your wife prior to its asking, as well as that you have a wife. If you are unmarried, or have never beaten your wife, then the question is loaded.

by NIZZLer January 23, 2006

Löded Diaper

The name of Roderick Heffley's band

Person 1: Did you see löded diaper in concert the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so loaded kinda like my sons diaper.

by germanshephard2222 August 8, 2020

Loise

The person named Loise is forever superior to the alternate spelling, Louise. Beautiful women with a great sense of style and gorgeous eyes have this name. If you have a Loise in your life you should consider yourself very lucky, as they can make you laugh with their quick wit and make you feel cared for with their thoughtfulness. Winning an argument with a Loise is quite the feat, and as such it is better to avoid these entirely. A Loise has a big heart and a lot to offer to friends and partners, so ensure you act accordingly to be worthy of her expressing that to you. She does not hesitate to walk away from situations that no longer serve her and her interest can falter easily so always be on your best behavior. Creative, artistic, musical and passionate. Typically are Libras, and match well with Scorpios.

Brittany/Brandon: Loise is such a great girl. It's hard to believe she's into me.

by HorseGirl92 November 25, 2021

Lorde

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.

by awhoreforharrystyles March 7, 2019

The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007