by airlai August 22, 2016
Get the Lochte mug.The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.
'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'
by Lorchay September 4, 2018
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by lagchar January 14, 2021
Get the lagchar mug.when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed.
she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again
hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?
she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again
hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?
by X0 Loach 0X June 3, 2008
Get the loach mug.Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?
by ol buzzard March 7, 2014
Get the toady loach mug.n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.
Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"
by drobert January 9, 2010
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by -M☺️ August 9, 2016
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