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Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
by kidchameleon May 27, 2020
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Lockdown Layer

The unmistakable layer of fat around ones stomach, bum, hips and chin that has grown as a result staying inside and eating all the things during lockdown
I need to start a diet and get rid of this lockdown layer
by Pinkpenguin88 June 6, 2020
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Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021
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Media Lockdown

The period of time from when you turn your Mobile Phone, radio, TV and Laptop off and try to avoid all forms of Media before you manage to get home and watch the Sports game you recorded earlier in the day.
Richard "Hey, Charlie Bruv... Media Lockdown on Wednesday for the England game i'm recording?"

Charlie "AAAAH FACK YEH!!!"
by Unclerico1979 June 19, 2010
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Wuhan lockdown

A measure that actually fucking worked
Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.
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white boy lockdown radio

A YouTuber who is well known for his coverage on the Gabby Petito case. He spends a lot of time helping his community, and helping motivate at risk youths to do better in life. White Boy Lockdown Radio is also known for working out, his very toned body, and is a very attractive man.
Did you see White Boy Lockdown Radio today? He is looking very handsome.

White Boy lockdown Radio did a great job with Gabby Petitos memorial!
by Layla Destiny April 3, 2023
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lockdown nazi

The kind of person who takes great delight and pleasure in enforcing other people's social distancing or berating them for not fully following the rules. Lockdown Nazi's are often also out and about witnessing said transgressions, often adding to the problem.
Phil witnessed 10 examples of people standing closer than 2m whilst he was out on his walk. He was sure to shout at all of them to remind them how much of a better lockdown nazi he was than them.
by GrumbleStiltskins May 21, 2020
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