Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

Locker Fables

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.

Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."

by fritzzzle February 2, 2009

Booty Locker

Smuggling something in your anus.

How you gonna get that through customs? I'm gonna put it in my booty locker.

by Rimshot June 18, 2008

personal locker

The anal cavity or butt crack.

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.

by DissyTee18 January 5, 2018

lecherous

a lecherous man is someone who leers at people with the sole thought of sex on his mind. usually dribbles and has manic glints in his eyes. often a pervert.

look at him! the dirty lecherous old git!

by jabberwocky445 September 20, 2006

rain locker

(noun) enclosed bathing unit, shower.

I just got back from the gym, i think i will jump in the rain locker.

by Mop and Bucketman May 10, 2006

locker sex

excessive flirting at a school locker between classes

Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?

Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking

by ajaku May 17, 2009