"Shit that loan shark gonna break my legs, blow up my car, rape my wife and shit in my bed if i dont pay him soon."
by mikeyj MoFo July 18, 2004
Any credit card company.
by kid July 22, 2003
Zombie-Loan is an epic, awesome Anime/Manga that features zombies, Shinigami (Death God) eyes, peoples arms and legs getting ripped off, switching hands, but that's my opinion.
Here's the plot: Michiru Kita is a special girl who possesses Shinigami Eyes, a power which allows her to see a person's nearness to their destined death by seeing a ring, invisible to normal people, around the person's neck. When a person is marked to die, a gray ring appears, which darkens over time. Once the ring turns completely black, the person dies. Chika Akatsuki and Shito (yes, his first name is Shito) Tachibana, two boys in her class, both have black rings around their necks, but to her surprise, they are not yet dead...
I don't want to be a dick and spoil any more.
Here's the plot: Michiru Kita is a special girl who possesses Shinigami Eyes, a power which allows her to see a person's nearness to their destined death by seeing a ring, invisible to normal people, around the person's neck. When a person is marked to die, a gray ring appears, which darkens over time. Once the ring turns completely black, the person dies. Chika Akatsuki and Shito (yes, his first name is Shito) Tachibana, two boys in her class, both have black rings around their necks, but to her surprise, they are not yet dead...
I don't want to be a dick and spoil any more.
Reid: "Oh man, did you see Zombie-Loan yet?"
Sebastian: "Yeah! It has zombies in it!"
Reid: "NO WAY. I would have never guessed."
Sebastian: "Yeah! It has zombies in it!"
Reid: "NO WAY. I would have never guessed."
by Eldahat May 19, 2010
a loan shark is someone who'll give someone else a loan (usually a pretty large sum) and then charge a ridiculous amount of interest. when the loan wasn't paid they would usually use force to get their money. this term, or, ahem, profession is usually linked to the mafia.
by adry July 19, 2004
Even with his income, couldn't qualify for a large enough loan for the McMansion he wanted, so he got a "liar's loan."
by Voltron2 September 30, 2006
tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China
by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008
A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)
by Rob the magical mushroom. July 16, 2004