leadership

A broad buzzword thrown around so much by every organization everywhere that it has essentially lost all meaning. (i.e. solution in the IT field.) It is normally used by organizations to weed out people who don't think they have 'it'. True leadership is actually an excercise in bullshitting. The amount of bullshit a person can spew back about what leadership truly is, is the best measure of leadership.

1. Job interviewer: Gentlemen, this job requires you to lead with huge amounts of leadership, do you believe you have the leadership necessary to lead this leading team of leaders?
Job seeker 1: What the fuck are you saying?
Job interviewer: Obviously you aren't a leader. Try working at wal-mart.
Job seeker 2: Well, I was born a leader, raised a leader, and will die a leader, and I will lead the way for this company. Now I will lead my mouth to your ..
Job interviewer: You're hired.

by jeramiah jones April 22, 2007

loadedsoda

a erect penis in need of ejaculation

It's been so long since I jerked off , my loadedsoda needs to pop.

by DA'PIPER September 12, 2015

Leadership Safari Withdrawal

Typically starts to occur the day after Safari. Crying and sleeping are common themes as well.

After their last Yay Safari, for the next week they started suffering from Leadership Safari withdrawal nonstop.

by Toucan2021 August 28, 2021

Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

Senate Leadership Fund

That one Super Pac that's literally is in every single advertisement on YouTube. A lot of their ads are extremely misleading and overly exaggerate what's happening.

Me: Literally just trying to watch the video
Senate Leadership Fund: Here's why Jon Ossoff has been making deals with terrorists.

by clothestocommunity September 22, 2020

North Carolina Leadership Academy (NCLA)

Absolute shithole of a school. The teachers suck and there are not enough lockers. Most kids are absolute pieces of shit, and no teachers give a damn. Run by the worst principles in the history of the earth.

the North Carolina Leadership Academy (NCLA) is an awful place.

by Viziolerix March 28, 2022

FREE LOADER

Someone who takes advantage of another persons good nature by eating, drinking, smoking and taking money of them.

He's a complete free loader! He comes over smokes my cigarette's, drinks my beer, helps himself to the fridge and to top it all of asks to borrow money!

by Mark1412 May 12, 2007