Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Linton Lie

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.

Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children

by Draedus July 15, 2016

Liptococcus

Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s

verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)

Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.

Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.

by Jen Hud November 23, 2017

Liptonite

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on

Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.

by The real Giz August 10, 2019

Litiot

So dumb it’s logical

Ted : dude if we all put ice in the ocean at the same time we be ending global warming

Bob : that’s just litiot let’s do it

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

litol isaac

litol isaac is one of a kind. but beware: he may ghost you when you're not looking. apart from that, he is pretty great & is one of the best friends you will ever come across. i hope he is doing well these days. he is like the colour orange & easy to love.

litol isaac, remember to take your vitamins & be positive! life goes on.

by currentragedy July 16, 2023

when i was a litt

le lad, if i wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still love to do the little lad dance. It goes a little something like this; just run in place, clap your hands, touch your right heel with your left, and your left heel with your right, and gesture to yourself Berries and Cream! Now sing the Berries and Cream song! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Up the octave, go for it! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Easy peasy! Nice and easy.

when i was a little lad, mummy made me do the little lad dance..

by sydney <33 September 29, 2021