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lisette

This is a dutch word meaning a clenched butthole. It is pronouced 'lie-set'
It is usually used in a sexual context, but also as an insult.
'YOU'RE A SHIT SOAKED LISETTE!'

'Can I see your lisette?'
by Ceri&Abigail March 3, 2008
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Lisette

A girl with an extremely ugly face and personality. Looks like a dirty farm animal. Also a manipulative slut who likes to fool people into trusting her.
Chris: "I just broke up with lisette because she cheated on me with 20 other guys."
Peter: "damn bro I'm sorry. I told you not to trust that ugly hoe"
by Kcm2111 February 11, 2019
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Lisette

Worst person alive, especially if she is your sister. If she is your sister then, i feel bad for you
Lisette is a shitty sister.
by Mauk3 July 7, 2020
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Lissete

A stupid dumb white girl who sucks dick and will get laid this year
Jose is not a lissete he is so him
by My definitions that make sense December 30, 2016
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Lisette

She is a redhead, skinny, shorty(from my POV) latina(proly colombiana) that often is like lookin in a mirror, she is straight but shy , mind fucker, loves S.Hawking for no reason and you´ll hate how much you fucking miss her, she´ll make you a grown man by making you have whole lotta doubts about your reality and your own mistakes, she is one with the force and the force is one with her.
Gandalf: It is late and you gotta go now.

Sam: C´mon Lisette your father will beat yo ass if you don´t take that bus.
by Mike Wazs0wsky September 28, 2018
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Lisseth Lair

The name of a tiny someone who is very happy to one day marry her daddy. BTW it's a daddy kink thing ok? Deal with it.
Daddy- Omg I'm so happy you said yes, now you're Lisseth Lair!!!
by Mrs. Lair May 22, 2019
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Lisbetti

Lisbetti
Lisbetti is a women that keeps her heart locked in not in her sleeve. She carefully analyzes every situation in order to keep herself from getting hurt, but is ultimately a best friend and the best kind of lover. She is a honest friend ,lover; loyal and often cares to much about people that it may sometimes lead to her detriment. She learns from her mistakes always and pushes through her life with great motivation. Beautiful ,Charming , at times head strong has potential to be a leader but humbly submits herself to those she loves. The most amazing person one could ever know or love.
Lisbetti is a great woman
by Friendpotato November 21, 2021
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