Selective listening

Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.

Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still

dating!

by Snakecharmer June 17, 2015

Easy Listening

Musical genre
Easy listening is a light or popular musical compositions, usually having a prominent melody and a quiet or blended arrangement.

Hey, have you ever listen to Micheal Bublé. Well, he usually makes Easy Listening music to soothe your virgin ears and he's really good at it.

by Vincent Pittman August 12, 2019

Brown Listerine

The OG mouth mash capable of washing away every word, kiss, and germ out of your mouth.

"I kissed an ugly girl at school on accident"

"Get the Brown Listerine"

by Learn the sauce August 5, 2020

piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.

It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.

by Telephony August 8, 2020

chicken wing with listerine

The act of eating chicken while high on cocaine

Dude yesterday brad was eating a chicken wing with Listerine , he put it on snapchat and it was hilarious.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015

littering

Something that smokers usually do because they are losers. They are so filled with self-hatred and disdain for the world around them that they see nothing wrong with filling the streets with cigarette butts. Assholes.

Hey asshole! Could you maybe stop littering and pick up after yourself? Your mother isn't here to clean up your shit!

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.

"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."

by ebadeez October 25, 2010