fix my lighthouse

Common term for FML. Fix My Lighthouse was mostly used In 2013, by Razzy and Via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly Steam)

"FML"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"

fix my lighthouse by MrRazz November 21, 2013

Amish Lighthouse 

A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.

Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.

Amish Lighthouse by FuktheGaze October 13, 2016

Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

Awkward Lighthouse by MFIR April 28, 2011

playing lighthouse 

Verb: to get an erection while reclining in a bathtub

I walked in on sean playing lightouse in the bathroom.

playing lighthouse by Professor McTabbish September 2, 2005

Mississippi Lighthouse 

A dance move, mainly used by men who can't dance, in which a guy stands fairly still with one arm raised high and bounces his arm and head in sync while slowly rotating. This move usually works best for guys while they are in the middle of a crowded dance floor.

Person 1: Yo! Look at Christian out there doing the Mississippi Lighthouse!
Person 2: Pfft, no wonder he’s not getting any shorties.

Mississippi Lighthouse by Madman_33 October 18, 2008

Dirty Lighthouse 

Where you and your partner take a bath together and they suck your dick while its hard and above water level.

Sean really ruined the moment last night while we were in the bath. He asked me if I could give him a dirty lighthouse!!

Dirty Lighthouse by SFox_WF January 4, 2021

Lit like a lighthouse 

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.

Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.

Lit like a lighthouse by Julloa7 January 17, 2018