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lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
mugGet the lightbulb crackpipemug.

the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
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lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*
by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
mugGet the lightbulb jokemug.

Explosive Lightbulb

To Cum in a lightbulb light it on fire and throw it at a doorstep
Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA
by TittyRunz July 31, 2011
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lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.
I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.
by Gayqueeeen June 4, 2018
mugGet the lightbulb crushmug.

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.
Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.
by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016
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Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode
I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.
by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007
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