Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.
I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.
by thisistherevolt July 12, 2012
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by GeorgeBoyGB November 2, 2017
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Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.
by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023
Get the Linebacker sista mug.A big back female usually hunch back and ugly that walks around town like a fat witch miserable and stenk. A big body bitch that’s overweight and the size of a football player lineman .
Hectors mom is a wide body linebacker . Chela put a spell on my family to seperate like the linebacker that she is . That bitch looks like she played for the l.a raiders back in the days as the head linebacker . The old bitch was a linebacker .
by 818King February 24, 2025
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