2 definitions by thisistherevolt

Smegma sucker

1.Some who enjoys eating the discharge from uncircumsized penises.

2. Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan Seacrest is such a smegma sucker, he will not get off Simon Cowell's dick.

by thisistherevolt February 24, 2012

Linebacker Head

(Noun) An abnormally large cranial dome exhibited by top quality NFL linebackers.

Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.

by thisistherevolt July 10, 2012