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library

A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public
~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!
by MasterX October 22, 2004
mugGet the librarymug.

At the library

Having anal sex.
Yeah man I told my mom that my girlfriend and I were at the library and she totally thought I was just talking about the location.
by Fabrizio Hemmingway June 6, 2017
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library

A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.
"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"
by Dover July 28, 2003
mugGet the librarymug.

library

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.
retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.
by Hugo February 11, 2005
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library gash

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye
Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!
by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009
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Pubic library

A library where an individual can get pornography
P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?
by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014
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Lazy library

Google books. Where you look to next when the libraries are closed, or if you're just plain lazy
Jim waited until midnight to start his research paper, so he took a few caffeine pills and opened up the lazy library
by .Avocado May 1, 2009
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