Phil Lester

A man who lights up a room when he walks in. An actual ray of sunshine. A wonderful smile and attitude. Just an amzing person.

*Phil walks by*
human: Who was that beautiful person?
me: That, my friend, was Phil Lester
human: wow, what a gorgeous man

by E d g e Lord March 21, 2018

lester

The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity.

In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."

My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.

by rcadeace August 25, 2016

Mo-Lester

The mo-lester is a fascinating creature. The mo-lesters father is usually involved with being a nonce however this is wrong as he is actually a nonce not involved with them. This creature is training to be a predator himself.

Oh no there is a mo-lester in that van.

by J4k32006 April 16, 2020

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

lester papadopoulos

Apollo but with a flab, acne, and bad self confidence. Oh, and he’s mortal with a hint of weak.

“You know Rick Riordan’s new book series?” “Oh, yeah i heard about it.” “He literally named a character Lester Papadopoulos.”

by a amajiki tamaki simp October 16, 2020

jhon mo lester

jhon mo lester a pedo ,named lester, that only molests kids named jhon. not to be confused with jon mo'lester the red socks pitcher.

the town of springfield will have a "jhon mo lester" search on all men named lester, after multiple claims of molestation victoms named jhon.

by LAWLDY MAN June 26, 2008

Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.

1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.

by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005