ghetto leopard

Found it to be some good "play-on" words.
Just meshing words together.
(Username ideas)

-E n j o y-

(Uh...Idk) Add me on discord, mines ghetto leopard#0666. (There is your dumb sentence LOL)

by SwankieMlNX July 21, 2022

reverse snow leopard

When having sex with a black girl from behind, to pull out and wildly spray her all over with male ejaculate, thus making her look like an inverted coloured snow leopard, hence reverse snow leopard.

I was having sex with Precious last week, slipped out at the vinegar strokes and ended up giving her a reverse snow leopard.

by Steve-006.9999 December 31, 2008

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Leopard Spotting

n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.

Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.

by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Snow Leopard

Older women in their 60s, 70s, and above that still like to flaunt their goods at all times of the day.

This snow leopard was walking around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a pink robe.

by Karl_04 February 23, 2011

Snow Leopard

1. "Snow Leopard" is the nickname of Kwame Nkrumah-Acheampong, the first Olympic skier from the nation of Ghana. He became a world media sensation in 2010 when he qualified to ski in the Vancouver Olympic Games.

Kwame, 31, grew up in Accra, Ghana, where the average temperature is about 79 degrees F and it has never snowed during his lifetime. He learned to ski only six years ago at artificial snow dome in Milton Keynes, England, where he previously worked as a receptionist.

Despite having no sponsors and very little money, he was able to represent Ghana in the men's slalom event thanks to the generosity of friends and relatives. His special "Snow Leopard" pin became the hottest item in Vancouver as athletes from around the world raced to snap them up. (Only 1,500 were made.)

A father and animal lover, he has a small foundation devoted to the preservation of actual snow leopards in Africa.

2. A very cool guy who knows how to ski very fast.

3. The pride of Africa in this year's Winter Olympics.

I'm flying to Vancouver to see "The Snow Leopard" compete in the men's slalom event. Bang those gates, baby!

by Peter Kobs February 20, 2010