lay one traumatic 

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Lay off the grass 

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high

"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"

Lay off the grass by oriyabara October 24, 2012

lay hands

To lay hands on someone is to want to fight someone. As in lay your fists on their body to create pain.

"He's talkin shit bout my grandma, so i'm bouta lay hands on a nigga."

lay hands by J-Thizz May 14, 2008

lay-in 

A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.
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I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack.

lay-in by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

Lay Buddhism

Much like Buddhism, but praticed by people who aren't monks. All you need to be a lay buddhist is to follow the eight fold path and agree to Buddha's teachings.

Lay Buddhism is Buddhism for the common man. I'd be a lay buddhist, but meditation is really hard, props to Jordan for being a Lay Buddhist.

Lay Buddhism by Schillster September 24, 2005

lay oreo 

take that back lay oreo!! ... i said take it back.

its mr lay oreo

lay oreo, aka leorio

u lucky u have hot femboy kurapika

lay oreo by killuascatmaid January 24, 2021

lay off 

Leave alone, stop being mean to.

"Lay off me, I'm a good bloke"

lay off by bluebone62 August 22, 2011