trident layers

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)

Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!

by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

Jailhouse Lawyer

1. A prison inmate who, despite having no legal education, studies law and argues for the rights of other inmates.

2. A lawyer who throws out any and all arguments, even blatantly wrong ones, for his client.

His lawyer said the defendant must have been the victim of a CIA mind-control experiment -- now that was a jailhouse lawyer argument.

by O.W. Holmes Jr., III January 21, 2009

lawyerly

Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.

I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.

by Disco Bill October 5, 2016

shrek's layers

when Shrek molds his layers in his pants every 1000 years,it is worshiped a a mighty tool of gods.

i heard Shrek has given us the mighty gift of shrek's layers!

by ALI a,bum bum de dum bum bum b October 2, 2018

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009

lawlership

A scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.

(Two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)

Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here

by bruce500000000 September 14, 2010

lawyerese

A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.

Man, this contract is full of lawyerese.

by captain law October 9, 2012