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kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
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liquid laughter

Sick, vomit, shouting soup, singing the rainbow, spew, upchuck, driving the porcalain bus etc.
"saw Sadie t'other night. Liquid laughter all the way to the bussy!"
by Adele Smudge April 18, 2005
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PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy
SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter
by MATTHEW, NAWI January 8, 2009
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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deadly laughter

1: Laughing so hard, it could kill you.

2: Laughing so hard that it hurts.
3: Laughing so hard that you feel you are going to die, can't breath, etc. Ex: Hearing the best joke ever.

4: A sinister laugh that is full of evil. ex: A cackling witch
5: Laughter that is lifeless and does not sound happy.
"The witch gave the deadliest laughter when she cackled."
"Never tell a zombie a joke, it will give the most deadly laughter you have ever heard."
"After telling the joke, the room was full of deadly laughter."
"That emo stoner girl has the most deadly laughter when she hears a joke. It freaks me out."
"I nearly died from laughter when I heard the punch line."
by ldmtwo September 29, 2013
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love and laughter

Best large pony, won at Harrisburg and Devon, and top placings at Pony Finals.
Everyone know Love and Laughter, that pony's won everywhere.
by Ptpp February 21, 2017
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Laughter Bucket

A bucket that is required when an individual known as 'Peter' laughs so hard that he vomits and brings people to the point of being concerned about his health.
Example: Oh shit, grab the laughter bucket, Peter's about to hurl
by Aesthesus January 24, 2018
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