Jeep loredo

ONLY CHRIS PERRO WOULD DRIVE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF POND SCUM. ITS DIRTY, SMELLY, COOKY, AND SPOOKY

YO HOP IN MY JEEP LOREDO

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Lardon

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

by joskarith November 15, 2004

Lardo-licious

When extremely fat women think they look hot.

See that big Bertha over there?

Well she may be a 300 pounder, but she thinks she is lardo-licious.

I just dont get why so many BIG girls think they are lardo-licious!

by C-shellz September 15, 2010

Mara Lardo

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

by YAWA September 9, 2022

lardon

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009

lakedose

Taking a nap by a lake.

It was such a nice day out by Lake Michigan. I totally went for a lakedose and next thing I new it was night.

by dadood July 22, 2007

Lardo

A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.

Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo

by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013