Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019

LaBootomy

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.

Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

latoot

when you laugh so hard to fart

your so funny i almost latooted

by tootyhole October 6, 2020

latoot

when you laugh so hard you fart

your so funny i latooted

by tootyhole October 6, 2020

Lapooshie

It’s another word for pussy,vagina,Fanny

I want to feel your lapooshie

by Babra bae March 21, 2021

Laporte

Laporte Indiana is full of republicans and shit people. Well some people are cool but others...

Also boring as hell. Gorgeous though

Me: "Laporte is shit but it's gorgeous. Especially during Christmas."
Friend: "AGREED."

by ssuperconfused July 7, 2021