The most bitches person of all time she is ugly and need to learn how too stop punching people in the titty
Lanie is a bitch
by Jejshejjw January 18, 2020
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Ai-lani’s are wonderful people, they are kind and really love hanging out with their friends! They are also really athletic! Once you meet Ai-lani she will change your life completely, she jokes around a lot, and though she is an outgoing person she can be stressed and sad and maybe even shy! She will definitely try to cheer you up in your times of need, so why not encourage her?!
I have a (BEST) friend named Ai-lani and she is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met!

(TRUE STORY)
by KassisKontemplatingLifeChoices October 21, 2018
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when two lesbians have sex with each other at the same time
“how was your date?”
“we did a dirty lanie
by Lilhoe;) April 21, 2020
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The act of going to a night club or bar, and having a woman come on to you and offer to take you back to her place. You then proceed to shit on her while you are having missionary sex with a whiskey dick.
"Dude, I just shit on a girl while having drunk sex! I pulled a dirty lani!"
by Tiaga April 26, 2014
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(n.) most explicit rave party where STDs flow as fast as the roofied drinks. Dry humping on tables, party rockin, and hovering creeps with terets are typical. On lucky nights the gangsta herps come out to play.
I heard that the Gansta Herps closed down lani kai last night.. they outta control--SB12
by Gagsta Herp March 21, 2012
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a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...
a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.
by leedlebradley May 14, 2019
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she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl
"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"
by real bitches bow down November 9, 2019
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