Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

Lance Armstrong

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.

Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong

by Mike Zo January 15, 2013

Lancer

The Secret Service's code name for President John F. Kennedy from 1961-63. Perhaps given because of his sexual escapades, which, in those days people kept discreet and private.

"Are you with Lancer at Glen Ora?"
"Yes, and then we have to escort him to Camp David."
"Roger, we'll stand by if you need further back up."

by Georgetown Set July 6, 2012

Dirty Lance

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

lancer

Napoleonic era. A type of light cavalry unit that was armed with a lance. They were used to harass retreating troops. Lances had been retired, but after a group of Polish lancers defeated an entire group of British forces, many countries brought the lance back in. Some countries, like Prussia, had Uhlans, which are the same thing.

We're screwed, it's the Polish lancers!

by Galloping Ghost June 16, 2005

Lance Burton

To vanish / disappear out of nowhere, missing in action.. no one knows where you went but God.

Friend: you chill with julie last night?
Me: i dunno we was textin then she lance burton'd

by UWUD December 28, 2012

Laniel

Laniel is a combination of the names Luke and Daniel. Laniel is a bootiful ship and is the best ship to ever exist.

Laniel is best ship uwu

by Youre Asome March 24, 2020