When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.
by Max Taylor January 18, 2008
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When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017
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by Nic September 25, 2003
Get the Pudding Lager mug.The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.
Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.
by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013
Get the Dirty Bristow Lager Top mug.A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.
by galaxycondor April 4, 2005
Get the Driving Lager mug.the act of performing cunnilingus
by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010
Get the lick lager mug.v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.
by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007
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