Laying In Bed

When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."

Mary: Wyd?
Josh: Laying in bed hbu? ;)
Mary: wat lmao
Josh: *sends very inappropriate picture*

by rawrsparkle January 31, 2021

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

Laxing out

(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.

Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.

by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012

lamington bong

A lamington bong or lamington pipe is a smoking apparatus in which marijuana is smoked through a lamington. This is done by inserting a joint into a Lamington and pulling it through the spongy cake.
This filters the smoke and also gives it a nice coconut taste.

Hey mate can you pass the lamington bong.

by Flevey leaf November 18, 2016

lamingt

lamingt is the IGN of a Minecraft player mainly known for bedwars. They have been playing Minecraft for over 7 years, are extremely good at the game and often described as "very sweaty". They are also extremely amazing, smart, hot, muscular, and terrible at English class.

lamingt just carried me to victory in bedwars

lamingt fell into the void while bridging again!

by luxynth July 6, 2021

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008