Lactose

Broke, or has a low amount of cash

Joe went lactose after dinner last night.

by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021

lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.

Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.

by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023

Lactose Tolerant-in

The inability to produce waste after consuming large amounts of dairy.

After eating cheesy Ramen, Alex and Celia activate their lactose tolerant-in.

by gotlaxatives6769 December 10, 2025

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

Lactose intolerant

A gay person

“ I heard Baron is lactose intolerant ”

by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023