labrocated

Something that was created/fabricated in the laboratory

That is really great genuine imitation labrocated watermelon

by Trippin42 June 1, 2018

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Labor-Tooth Tiger

The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.

The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.

Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.

Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."

"Hey where's Dave?"

"Oh he's at the hardware store again."

"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."

by elac September 21, 2009

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SCP Secret Laboratory

SCP Secret Laboratory is a horror game focused on the internet creation called the SCP Foundation, the game was created in 2017 by Northwood Studios, the game 5 has playable groups which are: Class-D, Scientists, MTF, Chaos Insurgency and SCPs, Class-D and Scientists have to escape the facility to win, once a D-Class escapes they become Chaos Insurgents, however when Scientists escape they become MTF (MTF Stands for Mobile Task Force) Chaos Insurgents and MTF have guns, CI has the Logicer and the MTF depends on what kind of MTF they are, MTF Cadets have P-90s, MTF Lieutenants have E-11 SR Rifles, And the MTF Commander also have E-11 SR Rifles, SCPs are creatures or objects that have anomalous properties that can either benefit you or kill you, the SCP creatures in the game are: SCP-173 (AKA: The Statue, The Sculpture, Peanut) SCP-049 (AKA: Plague Doctor) SCP-096 (Shy Guy) SCP-106 (The Old Man, Larry, Uncle Larry, Radical Larry) SCP-939 (Dog) Now the SCP Items are SCP-018 (Ball, Super ball) SCP-207 (Cola bottles, Coca-cola, Cola) SCP-268 (The hat) and SCP-500 (The pill, The Pills, Panacea) Now for the guns: COM-15, MP-7, P-90, USP, Epsilon-11 SR Rifle, Logicer and Micro HID. Well, I'm too lazy to continue making this definition so I'm just gonna stop here.

person 1: Ayo did you play SCP Secret Laboratory yet?
person 2: Yeah, it was scary at first but then it just became an earrape simulator with creatures.

by FiftyK November 9, 2020

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