What your older relative on facebook (or perhaps, who just learned to use a mobile phone) thinks that LOL stands for
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Lotus is name only for the most stunning girl. She will make you smile any day. She may not look like it but if you kiss her you will get a instant shot if love. She will act to be the sweet or badass chick but once you get to know her she can be any, anytime. She doesn't date time wasters and she gets things done
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Get the Lotus mug.1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.
2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.
2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.
by Skott September 21, 2004
Get the Blue Lotus mug.A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008
Get the Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) mug.The act of scanning/scoping/checking out a parking lot for unsavory people and/or cars of said unsavory people you wish to avoid before entry into a store, restaurant, etc.
Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.
Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.
Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.
Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.
Liz had fully intended to go on a late-night grocery shopping trip, but after some tedious lotscoping, she abruptly decided against it.
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