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lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."
This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?
by mittybunny November 17, 2014
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Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
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lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other
Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
by BRM22 February 1, 2020
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lotion party

When a group of people circle together to do extacy, or some other type of drug, and put tons of lotion on their hands, so that they can then rub all of their lotion covered hands together with each each member of the circle simultaneously.
Dude, yesterday's lotion party was sick. There were hands going in and hands coming out, all of our hands rubbing together was such a spiritual experience.
by Glowinthedarktampons March 16, 2021
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lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul
" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"
by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008
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Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.
I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.
by jukaswo November 28, 2007
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lotion boy

a creepy homosexual....

not only are all the references to homosexuality there, but it sure has that silence of the lambs creepiness going on too
by wushuman June 11, 2006
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