Lolbant

what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.

Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant

by The 2.0 December 15, 2008

lobbyist

A person who is interested in basically bribing, without actually doing so, US Congressmen. Go against the principles of the Constitution because it makes the Senators and Representatives represent people other than their constituents. Take away the citizen's voice by making Congressmen more concerned with corporate fatcat profits rather than the good of the people.

"The lobbyist tried to get the Senator to pass the bill by buying him a hooker, but the Senator turned out to be gay, so the bill failed."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

Speaking cod lobby

Speaking cod lobby is basically just yelling at other people saying the n word/fucker/bitch/stupid ass hoe

Bro someone in public was speaking cod lobby he was a bitch

by Bread gang December 5, 2020

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by gvgvbklvl;,jnbhknjygtfrdfcgv b February 11, 2021

lolbonics

The language spoken by lolcats, O RLY owls, and assorted other internet sillinesses

I'z on yr intarwebs lrnin yr lolbonics!

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! September 19, 2007

lolbok

a particularly amused arbok or an expression of amusement similar to ROFLCOPTER or ROFLSNAKES.

*Sean gets kicked in the testicles*
Ben: LOLBOK!!1

by juice springsteen January 17, 2009