Kristos

A fine mf

Damn kristos is fine

by Icedteafactory October 26, 2022

Krystol

A chick that is down to earth, down for her man, smart and sexually attractive. She gets a lot of attention from multiple men and sometimes women.

The kind of chick every man needs in his life.

Example: The only kinda chick he is gonna get with is a Krystol!

by K4U2 December 11, 2022

krystoph

Krystoph is the name of a idiot. He is short tempered and has a small dick. He is short tempered because he struggles to pass 5'0. Many people try to comfort krystoph on his height but he doesn't listen. Krystoph is the name of an tiny person.

Person 1: what's wrong with krystoph??
Person 2: he mad he's shot

Person 1: that's dumb asf
Person 2: agreed.

by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023

Krystolized

When you have been stained or put out by the most badass basic white girl around.

Watch it man, I'd hate to see you end up krystolized.

by <3Sux December 9, 2023

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

Krystolize

When a chick crushes your soul and/or stains you in the soul purpose of pushing you away. Usually this will be used as a last resort in her efforts of getting you to leave her alone.

"He is just so out there that I had to Krystolize him. I think he gets the picture now."

by <3Sux February 8, 2024