Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

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Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024

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Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

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Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

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Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 18, 2019

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Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

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