kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronk

A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. (Ex. Cranky Kronk)

“Come on man don’t be such a Cranky Kronk! My jokes are hilarious!”

by DillyDally567 November 18, 2018

Kronk

The most epic'est Rec Room player ever

guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"

by Galaxis June 3, 2022

Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.

guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.

by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021