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Don Knotts

damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.
by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003
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Knottseli

Some who is bad at Lux. He can't landing a binding to save his life (or his ADC). Someone so bad, I'm more scared when he aims for someone else.
Dralga: OMG, that Lux missed everything, AGAIN!!
Blud: I know, he is such a Knottseli.
by Drugi July 21, 2019
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Knotts Ghetto Farm

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood
smn 1: bro we should go to knotts berry farm

smn 2: you mean knotts ghetto farm? bc it’s so ghetto

smn 1: tf u mean
by i Heart Frank Ocean April 25, 2023
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Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches
“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”
by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022
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Nig Knotts

Dreadlocks, cornrows, or any other braided hairdo that African Americans wear.
“Is this a fucking pube in the sink?!”
“No, it must have fallen out of that dudes nig knotts when he was in here before you”
by Morch Punkey November 17, 2023
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Sugondese Knots

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022
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Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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