knitting booties

The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
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Tight Knit

A close group of people that all have some kind of ridiculous steez.
Kid 1:"Hey did you see that new clothing line Tight Knit?"

Kid 2:"Yeah dude, I am TightKnit"
by lue rando February 21, 2010
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knitting the devil

the act of creating a stereotype of someone unworthy or evil so as to preclude the behaviors associated with this stereotype in your immediate community/social group. Commonly done by people with more power or in grooming situations to avoid accountability.
The boss was knitting the devil when he asked, "You aren't one of those people that asks a lot questions about our clients, are you? " to the new employee.
by Chester_irl August 31, 2021
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Knit Knacker

A female who starts drama by making complete nonsense up to feel important, someone everyone knows that does this. She may be quite charming at first glance but you rralize she is a sociopath pretty quick (hopefully) depending on if others warn you about her. Most likely the ugly quiet "otaku" or "emo" girl across your class who looks innocent until you learn she is a complete psycho b**ch. She Is a literal cum bucket and is desperate to be in a relationship, she will use anything she knows about someone to get closer to an individual that she likes and pretends to have known certain people for a long time when those people

barely know her. She is knitting her own thot sweater and degrading herself more and more day by day as more people find out the f***ed up things she did to others whether it was framing them for false rape or spread complete bullsh*t around and make someone look terrible, just to make her feel 'important' or have some "attention". Literally the highest rank a thot can get to
Watch out for harley, i heard she was a real knit knacker.

Aye you heard about that one crazy knit knacker gamer girl?
by Dankanusbot5000 January 07, 2018
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croch knitting

Croch knitting is a middle ground between knitting and crocheting. Used by people that would prefer not to specify which. It's usually involves knitting in ones lap or literally knitting croches together.
Andy is croch knitting in the other room.
by DollyCrazy June 28, 2018
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knitting a hat

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!
by Big daddy "skin" March 06, 2015
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