Kelts

Kelts:
Meaning, sensitive and compassionate man. Great lover and satisfier of all. Easy to get along with, and great with communication. Also, A wonderful father wit amazing Blue eyes, and sexy Lips

Damn, that Kelts is a hottie

by Giggles_161984 February 5, 2010

knellerhead

A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a knellerhead is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "knellerhead" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.

Damn, man.. get a sense of humor. You're SUCH a knellerhead.

by Errol Flynn February 27, 2005

kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

Knell

1. A person with red hair, generally used as profanity, it is an offensive term, similar to the term ranga.
2. A person with red hair's dick.

Look at that ginger over there, he's such a knell.

by Knell-licker April 29, 2013

dirty kelton

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep

What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined

by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

kneuts

Another term for balls or testicles. Usually used as a derogatory term.

"Jesus that guy last night had some smelly kneuts. I almost barfed!"

by Jesus Christ4000 April 11, 2009

kneetmares

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.

"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"

by penk June 19, 2010