Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.

Kink in the hose by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Kink spiral 

An observed phenomenon where one must increasingly turn to hardcore pornograpgy in order to achieve arousal as they become decentcitized to vanilla pornograpgy.

Coined by a feminist author named Naomi Wolf (an 8/10 MILF might I add)

Mike: I watched porn 4 times today.
Tyson: dude, careful. You might descend down the kink spiral.

Kink spiral by Swagger McGee May 4, 2014

Kink Diamond 

Kink diamond is the core of humanity on the Earth, she saw the kinks on Earth and realised how beautiful it was. She faked her sexual life, leading Blue DIE-mond into a state of mourning.

How did you shah-shah her, KINK diamond?

Kink Diamond by AIoaIo October 15, 2018

kink king 

a kink king is somebody who is the freakiest kinkiest person out there, they don't believe in limitations when it comes to sex.

"Hey Gust"
"Hey Ryan"
"Say Gust I heard you were a kink king? Is that true?"
"You bet, I get freaky"

kink king by Shit Speller July 31, 2018

kink'd 

kink'd is the feeling you experience when you have slept funny and have a kink in your neck, shoulder, back etc

'argh im so kink'd'
'last night i must have kink'd'
'i got kink'd so bad'

kink'd by kitkat wrighty February 18, 2014

kink shame 

To kink shame is to disrespect or devalue a person for his or her particular kink or fetish.

To kink shame someone is to put them down for having a kink you disapprove of or can't relate to, for ex.:

"Eww! You like fat chicks?" to a guy who is into BBW (big beautiful women).

or "I can't believe you let a man boss you around!" to a submissive woman in a D/s relationship

or "Don't you have any self respect?" to a masochist into BDSM.

kink shame by lingolinda September 29, 2014

Kink Think

A state of mind of perpetual kinkness. Everything, no matter the subject, turn twisted and kinky.

No matter who’s talking to me about what, my kink think is always in control.

Kink Think by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019