simp (kibbe version)

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane

pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)

by sissyBussy November 14, 2020

Kibbed

When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.

I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.

by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

by Sparda January 16, 2005

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

john kimble

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

by olaf February 26, 2004

kimbleism

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

by Subash August 25, 2013