keytar

the gayest instrument every to be thought of by humans aliens and gods alike. it disgraces the guitar and the piano with one stone.

Alex: Tim look at that dude he is totally fucking awesome he is playing a keytar.
Tim:you suck(sounds of tim beating up alex until he is nearly dead)

by not in the 80's October 24, 2008

Keyvia

Keyvia, a good person. Nonchalant. But loyal. Never worried about anyone. Not an animal person. Clean, neat, and very beautiful

Keyvia

by Keyvia October 8, 2018

Keytard

A term used to describe an out of line CB radio operator. An individual that "keys up" his mic and will play music, or behave in some manner to disrupt normal communication on the channel.

"Listen to that keytard on channel 19 fucking with the drivers"

by Jack Rabbit-383 November 27, 2013

Kytianna

Passionate, ambitious, and creative. They work their hardest because failure isn’t an option for them. They would do anything for a family or friend in need.They are adventurous, spontaneous risk-takers. Sometimes, this can get them in trouble, but they’re smart enough to solve whatever problems they face. When they’re down, they always pick themselves back up again. After all, they work best when they’re their own boss. They don’t like taking orders from anyone else.

Kytianna is a very artistic storyteller.

by Kytianna November 23, 2021

Keytarded

(Verb) To rock the fuck out on a keytar.

- Lets get 'keytarded' this weekend.

by crispy429 February 4, 2010

Keytarded

The act of forgetting the location your house or car keys more than twice a day.

Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.

person 1: Damn that is the third time I have lost my keys today!
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...

by Richard Smoker. September 20, 2009

Keytard

Someone that doesn't know how to use a computer properly, uses google, uses an i-pod, and/or types slow.

John: Kegan deleted his I386 folder.

Sean: What a Keytard.

by Kegan February 9, 2005