hairy kernel

A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.

With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.

by John E August 30, 2005

The kernel sander

Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”

George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head

by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018

The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009

Killer Kernel

The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.

Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!

by Get swole guy July 12, 2011

cunt-kernel

1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina

2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses

Don't borrow my car without asking, you cunt-kernel!

by greyhound_2010 August 26, 2010

Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022

Cum Kernel

After you bust a NUT in the shower on your chick and water hits the white goodness it will become a white sticky white glob aka a Cum Kernel.

Damn that bitch i fucked in the shower last night had some Cum Kernels in her hair.

by polesmokenmike March 5, 2009