Kegel of Karens

As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.
“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”
by Kdubbs326 July 06, 2023
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Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.
Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”
by The Z Meister June 07, 2022
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pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 05, 2024
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The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.
by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025
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kegel balls

little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
by obssessivefangirl July 28, 2016
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Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on
kenjackson8958, donkey kegel
by Kenjackson September 14, 2022
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Kegel

When you are very drunk; when you are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like stealing cones or jumping into bushes
Dude, I was so kegel I stole a cone and jumped into a bush.
by Lenniebeha November 26, 2016
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