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Kegel
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When you
are very drunk;
when you
are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like
stealing
cones or jumping into bushes
Dude, I was so kegel I
stole
a cone and
jumped
into
a bush
.
Kegel
by
Lenniebeha
November 26, 2016
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