alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Keena

Most beautiful and pretty girl you’ll ever meet and will really make your day better,,You’ll love her to pieces when you meet her and you’ll never want her to be out your sight

Keena is Pretty and Beautiful

by Wdym123 July 5, 2018

Keera

A female name. A variant of Kira or Keira. Women who go by this name are frequently beautiful and/or exotic.

Keera spells her name weird

by pseudonymer69 March 8, 2012

Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

by Heather April 7, 2004

Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

Keegan

Keegan is a boy so sweet, kind, and incredibly handsome he makes every girl swoon. Any girl who has a Keegan is so damn lucky to have him. Keegan plays video games and stays awake for the girl he loves. He would do anything for her. Any girl lucky enough to have a Keegan better keep him. He will do anything to make you laugh, or smile. He brightens up everyone’s day.

Girl- i love Keegan

Person- No shit! Who doesn’t ?

by A14428 July 28, 2018