Kebaby

The term for a child conceived in the corner of a local kebab house at 2am on a saturday night. Nature of child depends on type of kebab ordered.

You're no fucking child of mine donna, you've always been a filthy kebaby like your mother

by This is England Mick October 8, 2010

remove kebab

Memetic euphemism for ethnic cleansing directed against Bosnian Turks specifically (kebab is a regional food) and adherents of Islam generally. Originated in Serbia.

1. "REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. ..." - copypasta "Tupac Serbia” 2010

2. "She just want to remove kabab and stop immigration, stupid british cunt."

by cwm March 18, 2014

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

kebabylon

Fusion of the words 'kebab' and 'babylon'. The area in UK towns and cities, usually near all the bars, where loud, drunken people gather in public to embarass themselves, offend others, expell urine and vomit and eat bad foods at night on the weekends.

Roger: 'After the theatre we can walk through town to get to our bus stop.'

James: There's no way I'm taking Grandma through kebabylon to get home! We'll get a taxi.'

by James Smurthwaite January 28, 2007

REMOVE KEBAB

remove kebab

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

by SerbianWarCriminal May 6, 2019

obi wan kenobi

Born in 57 BBY (before the battle of Yavin) he speaks with a Coruscanti accent. In his early years of being a jedi (actually Padawan or Youngling if you prefer) he was trained by Yoda and due to unforseen circumstances he was switched to Qui-Gonn Jinn. (in fact a much more powerful jedi than obi wan)
Due to Obi Wans high leadership in the Jedi Council, and the other fact that discovered a clone army that the Kaminoans are building for the Republic, He was quickly made a general in just that. He was made a war hero as he went on to becoming one of the greatest Jedi Nights the council has ever seen.
Unfortunately he raises Anakin Skywalker as a Padawan.... and well you know
Kenobi rescues his former apprentices son Luke Skywalker. He sacrifices himself to save Leia, Chewbacca, Han Solo, and Luke.
Obi Wan uses the power he learns from Qui Gonn to come back and project himself as a hologram using the force, and still mentors Luke.

Obi Wan uses Soresu to deflect the enemies' firepower upon him!!!!- esteban

holy crap you are such a nerd - john

by esteban June 16, 2005

General Kenobi

Army or not, you must realize you're doomed.

General Kenobi: Oh I don't think so.

by Tender Chicken January 22, 2020